I Have Bread, And I Have Penut Butter...

I only now require the jam. Yes, there has been a shortage of jam lately for the band, although we have been communing telepathically about new songs. I even halfway learned one on the bass that I sometimes play. Jam is necessary to keep a band going, even if we're the only three people who hear the songs and I'm the only one ever to read this journal. Our hopes remain high for a great new album. Maybe we'll finally have things in line to spread it far and wide in this crazy internet age. What we need is a Ve pyramid scheme where people have to share the album with five people, then each of those people have to share it with five people, etc., etc., etc. ...And by "share" I mean tie down the person in a dark room, place sound-cancelling headphones on their heads, and play them the album at full volume - possibly also slipping them some experience-enhancing drugs. ...Hey, it worked for me with U2's Achtung Baby back in high school. ...And Tuatara's second album. ...And Failure's Fantastic Planet. ...And definitely Death Cab's Something About Airplanes. Damn, what were we talking about?